Paco
Party Planner Porker
"It's not the ham in the hock it's the shaking in the bacon baby"
Paco is Porkerican, he's a club pig and he's with a different boar every night. Pablo was the runt of the litter and he never got along with his father who was just a pig of a boar. Paco is a Boariqua. He left the South Bronx Meat Market for the bright lights and big city porcine ways of Manhattan and never looked back. He's a clothes pig and won't wear anything that's not been on the cover of GP Gentleman's Porkly. He's loves the finer things in life, he's a sanglier sommelier; he won't touch the common swill in the trough preferring to eat at upscale establishments like Porcine on the Green and The Suckling Snob. Paco isn't the brightest pig in the pen but he sure is pretty. He's a hot hock flower.